Seasonal Overeating
Today in the office I have consumed:5 Ferrero Rochers;
A Fruit Mince Pie;
2 chocolates from a box the size of a suitcase (kind thanks to Australia Post);
2 Christmas ‘Easter Eggs’;
A mini candy cane; and
8 pieces of sushi.
Although the last item falls into the category of ‘lunch’ the net result is that I am likely to lapse into a sugar-induced coma sometime in the next 5 minutes. I am also staring at a packet of Kinder bars, a packet of Raffaello chocolates and a mini box of Favourites that have been given to me as Christmas gifts from co workers. I have already eaten the chocolate gifts that I received yesterday.
I think I’m going to be sick.
(I have also looked at a co-workers wedding album. She made me wear gloves to turn the pages. Seriously. Little white gloves.)

1 Comments:
kate, that is awesome!
i misread the colour of the gloves in the last sentence as another word beginning with "wh-" and ending in an "-e":)
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